Um, Jell-O, looking for a good copywriter? This one’s not home.

Website:
http://www.corbionensemble.com

STRATEGIC STATEMENT:
Corbion Ensemble is a perfect drop-in solution that won’t interrupt your production while transitioning from the PHO-based emulsifiers that the FDA recently banned.

IDEA: DON’T SKIP A BEAT
With the FDA banning partially hydrogenated oils, how can you keep up production and keep your consumers happy without your go-to emulsifier? Use Corbion Ensemble, which performs virtually identically to popular PHO-based emulsifiers. In other words, you can make the switch, without skipping a beat.

I hope my future wife doesn’t see this.
 

STRATEGIC STATEMENT:
Srirachans (Sriracha lovers) are crazy about their hot sauce.

IDEA: MOVE OVER, SANTA
No one just likes Sriracha Hot Sauce. They love it. People carry it around in their purses so they can put it on everything. Burgers, salads, you name it. People are such loyalists that It’s almost like a cult. A crazy cult. A cult so crazy that they believe the red and green colors should only be associated with Sriracha.

Smartcar. Dumb ad.

Ah, now I get why my fellow art students labeled me as a bro.

Just learned Flash before this. Can you tell?

Insulting the fanbase in which you are advertising to is always a good strategy.